Employment Update

Still looking for a job.

It's ok.

Haven't ruled out the following, which makes not a bad life plan:

1. Win The Amazing Race

   

   The camo + matching Knockaround sunglasses is a good look, no?

2. Appear on morning and late-night talk shows as the winner and of course the fan favorite
3. Use part of my winnings to fund the establishment of a small creative biz/party planning service/nonprofit
4. Parlay that into a Martha Stewart-esque line ofchildren's clothing, pet accessories, home furninshings, dishes, artisinal bath products and candles, possibly a frangrance

   

   #MarthaPleaseAdoptMe

5. Further Karsashian myself (yes, it's a verb) by opening a restaurant and cute little shop full of handcrafted, eco-friendly goodies and perhaps and bed-and-breakfast or a Glampground
6. "Host" parties and events for straight cash homie, a la Paris or Heidi Montag (except instead of Vegas or Miami clubs and pool parties it would probably be like, "Come have a cup of coffee and crafternoon" or "Watch the Padres game and eat carne asada nachos")

   

   Obviously I've been working off the carne asada nachos
   and made Cookie Monster into a hat of some kind.

7. Win Dancing With The Stars, obvi

   

   My destiny
    



Thoughts, comments, suggestions? In this economy, a reality TV career is as reliable as pretty much any other field, right? Maybe I should go back to school and become a nurse as was my plan going into high school (I was influenced by my RN grandmother and also watching a LOT of E.R. at the time).

Hasta!