Contact: Leila Alvarez
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Team Alvarez Announces Roster Expansion
Addition of rookie will enhance 2015 lineup
La Mesa, Calif.--January 9, 2015--Team Alvarez announced today that it has agreed to terms with rookie Fetus Alvarez. The youngster, who has been described as “wiggly and uncooperative” by advance scouts, is expected to make their debut in mid-May 2015.
This is the first such rookie signing for Team Alvarez, prompting the management to make corresponding front office moves: Enrique has been named General Manager, remaining the head of the Technology Department while also assuming primary responsibilities for Transportation and Logistics; and Leila will go in a new direction as VP of Player Development, a role that will encompass Nutrition and Scheduling.
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VP of Player Development, Leila Alvarez, and General Manager, Enrique Alvarez, eagerly await Fetus Alvarez' primetime debut following an extended rookie camp. |
Fetus is already proving to be quite the dynamic addition to the team, as early scouting reports show a strong indication of Down Syndrome, which will present some unique challenges but so far has been just another quality to admire about this scrappy player. Team physicians are keeping an eye on physical development and reportedly are encouraged by the team’s commitment to preparation, education and early interventions.
“Above all else, we are thrilled to finally welcome Fetus to the Team Alvarez family, and we eagerly await their debut in the spring,” stated Leila, who retains her duties as Chief Marketing Officer. “While Fetus’ early developmental growth has caused some moments of concern, we have high expectations for their progress and are fully invested in making available every resource and service to ensure their continued success. The intangibles that Fetus has already brought to Team Alvarez are invaluable; Fetus demonstrates tenacity, a winning attitude and at the same time is incredibly easy-going--already a fan favorite.”
Indeed, Fetus has already received a warm welcome from the extended Team Alvarez organization; particularly from the Associate Directors of Maternal Spoiling.
With the addition of Fetus to Team Alvarez, Enrique and Leila expect a solid return on love, fulfillment and happiness, though it will come at the short-term expense of sleep. Most recently, Fetus has developed a routine of nighttime conditioning by adding kickboxing to their regimen. “Despite anticipating the natural adjustment process, we’re building this team for the long-term,” said Enrique as he evaluated equipment upgrades. “Fetus’ arrival will mark the beginning of a new era for Team Alvarez and we are grateful to have the leadership and support of veterans and the community as we prepare for the exciting years ahead.”
With the addition of Fetus to Team Alvarez, Enrique and Leila expect a solid return on love, fulfillment and happiness, though it will come at the short-term expense of sleep. Most recently, Fetus has developed a routine of nighttime conditioning by adding kickboxing to their regimen. “Despite anticipating the natural adjustment process, we’re building this team for the long-term,” said Enrique as he evaluated equipment upgrades. “Fetus’ arrival will mark the beginning of a new era for Team Alvarez and we are grateful to have the leadership and support of veterans and the community as we prepare for the exciting years ahead.”
About Team Alvarez
Officially incorporated in December 2008, Team Alvarez traces its roots to Marian Catholic High School in October 1999. While Enrique and Leila each pursued educational and career goals they also remained dedicated to each other and to their mutual lifetime aspirations. After merging they settled into semi-domesticated bliss, making their headquarters in La Mesa, and have lovingly dreamt of family expansion.
This is the greatest press release ever. CONGRATS YOU TWO <3
ReplyDeleteThis is absolutely fantastic!!! Congrats Leila and Enrique!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you both! It's dorky but we had fun with it! We are so excited :)
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! Very adorable and well-written. Love the description of "wiggly and uncooperative."
ReplyDeleteThank you so much!! Apologies for the delayed reply, but we appreciate your sweet comments! Fetus is kicking away in agreement. :)
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